F.U.R.B. - IN YOUR EYE

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Jonah Skanks For Nothing, Rachel - You Gets The Camel Toe!

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The Boob Lady said...: make me your wife

-J-; 7:22 PM

This is our message to Rachel Blake, and the powers that be. For months we've sat around and played along with everything you've asked of us. While The Hanso Foundation did evil deeds we were made to just sit by and watch. We captured your glyphs as though they were stampeding cattle all over the internet and played along with your "leaderboard" only to get nothing out of it. We spent money on gas and airfare to get your Apollo Bars. We are the people who made the Apollo Bar giveaway a success by mailing bars all over the WORLD because your minions couldn't perform the simple act of giving out free bars of chocolate. We spent money to make sure that we all got a bar of chocolate that tasted like melted and recongealed joop, and for what? So that you could arrange our photographs into a nice neat little word? Rachel Blake, someone once said your name anagrams to "Able Hacker" but for some reason I get "Be Real, hack!"

F.U.R.B. - IN YOUR EYE

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

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